Nyan cat (Thor X Reader)

For this mission you needed to be exact and precise...any mistakes could cost you your life. You crept across the cold marble floor. "Target sighted...I'm going in...If I don't make it back....Tell Tony I hate him" You whispered to yourself. "Roger that" You said, imitating your favorite agent of S.H.I.E.L.D's agents Coulson's voice.

Just a few more feet and you'd have it. You reached for it carefully. Just as your hand touched it the lights flicked on.

"Lady (Y/n) unhand my box of tarts that pop!" Thor demanded.

You laughed nervously. "Ohhhh heyyy Thor...Uh what are you doing up at" You checked your watch "Three in the morning?"

"Tony said he had a suspicion that you would try to steal my tarts that pop."

That would be a reason why you disliked Tony. Sure you loved him but he could be so annoying "I only wanted the box"

"What for?"

"The cardboard and such" You shrugged.

"What do you need the cardboard for?"

"Nyan cat" You replied

"Nyan what?"

"Cat....you haven't heard of Nyan cat?"

"No"

"Well it's like a pop tart cat that....travels through space and poops a giant continuous rainbow"

His eyes lit up at the mention of pop tarts and he smiled.

"Here I'll show you" You grabbed Tony's laptop and opened it, cursing silently under your breath.

Thor frowned "Why do you use fowl language?"

"Do you know Tony's password?"

"I do not"

You sighed and thought for a moment. "Let's try....TonyRules" You said typing in the phrase. When it didn't work you frowned.

"Try adding a number?" Thor suggested.

You nodded "TonyRules1?" You said typing it in. To your surprise it worked and you laughed. "Tony your so predictable..."

"Can you show me this Nyan cat now?"

"Yeah" You got on youtube and typed in Nyan cat.

The video began playing and you turned the volume up.

Thor stared at it, mesmerized. After about five minutes of the song playing on loop you couldn't take it anymore.

"Well I'm going to bed...G'Night Thor"

"Night." He replied without looking away from the screen.

You smirked and headed up the stairs.

~The Next Morning~

"Who the hell told Thor about Nyan cat?!" Asked Tony angrily.

You poked your head out of your room, you decided you were going to sneak out of the tower. As you walked quietly down the hallway Tony spotted you.

"AHA!" He screamed as you began to run. "Get back here (Y/n)!"

It took a few minutes but he was finally able to tackle you and pin you to the ground. You growled lowly.

"Tony let me go!" You demanded

He shook his head "It was you wasn't it!"

"What was me?" You asked innocently.

"Don't play dumb! You showed him the nyan cat crap after we all agreed not to! We agreed he should never find out about it! For our sanity!"

You smirked. "Well two things....first of all YOU agreed to that. The rest of us said if he finds out he does. There's no stopping him. And secondly. I am in no way sane. You obviously don't comprehend the level of insane I operate at. I'm so insane that I'm sane!"

"That doesn't even make sense" Tony said.

"You don't make sense!" You retorted.

"It's impossible for you to be so insane that your sane."

"You're impossible!"

"Admit it! You told him!"

"Help! Help! I'm being held against my will!" You screamed dramatically "Rape! Stranger danger!"

Steve walked up in front of you and Tony and he immediately got up.

"I was not raping her!" Tony said defensively.

You got up and Steve raised an eyebrow. "I know you weren't" He replied.

"She told Thor about nyan cat! After we agreed not to tell him!" Tony said quickly.

You hid behind Steve and stuck your tongue out at Tony.

Steve smirked. "You agreed not us"

You walked down the stairs to find Thor asleep in front of the computer, the song still playing. Yeah it would be annoying for a while but Tony would get over it. You would too.