My little brony: Loki is magic (Loki X TL!Reader)

“Manwhore?” You called throughout the Stark tower. Tony hated your nickname for him and whenever you called him it he refused to answer. You sighed. “Steve? Thor?  Hellooooo? Birdboy? Bruce? Nat? Is anyone here?!”

You stopped outside Loki’s door. He was yelling something. You bit your lip and slowly opened the door, poking your head inside. What you saw shocked you. Loki was sitting in front of his laptop that you got him for christmas (I refuse to participate in a Midgardian holiday) and of all shows he was watching…...My little pony: Friendship is magic. This was going to be good. You grabbed your phone and pressed the record button.

“I’m so sorry!” Luna cries hugging Princess Celestia.

“Noooo!” screamed Loki. “Luna! She banished you to the moon! For a thousand years! You can’t just forgive her like that!”

You grinned and crept up behind him silently. As your head was hovering over his shoulder you slowly whispered. “Loki what are you doing?”

He yelped and jumped up slamming the laptop shut.  “Nothing!” He lied.

“Had to be something” You said trying not to laugh. “If I didn’t know any better you were watching My little pony.”

“Why are you in my room anyways? Don't think just because you have a sonic screwdriver means you can just come in my room as you please."

"The door was unlocked."

Suddenly he had you pinned against the wall. “(Y/n) I swear if you tell anyone I will find you and you’ll regret it.”

You quickly put your phone in your pocket and raised an eyebrow. “Oh really? I’ll hide then.”

“There is no hiding from the god of mischief.” He said letting you go.

“Mhmm got it tell no one. Right. You can count on me” You said saluting him and backing out of the room, praying he didn’t notice your phone. You were stopped short when someone grabbed you. You turned your head and saw another Loki.

“Now (Y/n) you honestly thought I’d let you go without searching you first?” the real Loki said walking up to you.

“Loki I am truly offended!” You said feigning a gasp. “I can’t believe you would think that I would do such a thing as to betray you. What do you think I did? Recorded your little outburst? I think not!”

“Oh I think so” the clone said pulling the phone out of your pocket.

Loki grinned but stopped when he heard you laughing. “What? What’s so funny?”

You continued laughing, now doubled over gasping for air. “L-Look at the sc-screen!” You managed to get out.

He frowned and looked at the screen. All that it said was: This video had been uploaded to Youtube.

“(Y/n)!” He growled as you had been backing out of the room. He lunged for you but you slammed the door in his face.

You quickly jumped into your TARDIS and closed the doors, locking them.

“(Y/n)!” Loki screamed. “Let me in now!”

“Noooo” You said as you ran over the control panel. 1700’s should be good. Or maybe the year 5000...or maybe New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York. “You’re just gonna hit me!”

“I swear! If anyone sees that I’m murdering you!”

“So now it’s escalated to murder?”

“Yes!”

“Well then I guess if you catch me I’m gonna die….oh wait! I’ll just regenerate!” You laughed “Besides as soon as the video got uploaded the Avengers will have seen it!” You said as the TARDIS took off.


~A week later~

You were sitting on the couch with the Avengers, a glass in your hand. You had recently regenerated  “Oi Tony pour me some wine….I like wine now”

“I’m still not used to you looking like this” Tony said pouring you some.

You shrugged. “I’m 903 years old. You can’t expect me to stay on the same regeneration forever.” You said staring at the purple liquid. You took a small sip and then immediately spit it back into the glass. “Oh god that’s disgusting! What are you trying to do poison me?! What in Gallifrey was that?”

Tony raised an eyebrow. “It’s wine….”

“Wine’s disgusting! I hate wine!”

“I thought you said you liked wine!” Bruce said, utterly confused.

You shook your head and ran up to the sink in the kitchen, grabbing the sprayer and shooting water into your mouth. “Well now I hate it!” You said. “Yogurt! That’s what I like! Where’s the yogurt?”

~One minute later~

You spit the yogurt out into the sink. “It’s just stuff with bits in it!” You said furiously.

Loki facepalmed and Thor and Steve stared at you just as confused as Bruce.

~Twenty minutes later~
“Beans! I love beans! Steve help me make beans!”

At this point you had cheese, carrots, apples, bacon, mayonnaise, peanut butter sandwich and salmon.

“Um alright” Steve said getting up off the couch and putting beans in a pot.

~Five minutes later~
“Bad beans! Evil beans!” You said as you spit the beans in the sink spraying your tongue with water. “Begone disgusting filth!” You screamed chucking the can across the room.

“At this rate she’s going to turn down anything we give her” muttered Natasha.

“I heard that itsy bitchy spider!”

Clint laughed. “Ha! You got told! Anyway (Y/n) why don’t you try wine again? I liked your reaction.”

You growled and then smiled. “Hey birdboy. Have I ever told you you're my favorite?”

“No…..why?”

“Because! You’re so thick! Your Mr. Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown Thickania!....And so is your dad!”

Clint frowned as the others started laughing. “What does that even mean?”

You shrugged again. “The Doctor said it once to a clockwork droid when I was traveling with him. Hey do you have any custard?”

Tony got up and grabbed the custard from the freezer while you placed some fish fingers in the oven.

“Speaking of the Doctor. What regeneration is he on now?”

“Ummm 11th I think.”

“Is he cute?” Natasha asked teasingly.

“Yes of course!” You replied seriously. “But don’t even start thinking I have a thing for him. Oh by the way Loki! I have a present for you!”

He raised an eyebrow. “What?”

You tossed him a Luna stuffed animal and he caught it.

Tony started laughing as did the rest of the Avengers. Save for Bruce. Loki growled slightly.

“Guys! No teasing him! Not anymore!” You scolded firmly and they all stopped. “Loki that is a genuine present so please keep it at least for a bit.” You said pulling the fishfingers out of the oven.

“Seriously? Fishfingers and custard? Gross” Clint said scrunching up his nose.

You dipped the fishfinger in the custard. Your eyes lit up in delight. “I like it!”

They all sighed in relief.

You smiled and strode past. “My little brony” You sang under your breath as you passed Loki. “Loki is magic”

“What was that (Y/n)?” Loki asked.

“Hm?” You said with an innocent and confused look on your face. “Nothing. I didn’t say anything. Anyway guys I promised to meet the Doctor at the cafe for some tea and help him with a cyberman problem. Try not to get converted while I’m gone” You said winking and slipping into your TARDIS.