Jokes (Bruce x Reader)

"Hey guys wanna hear a joke?" Clint asked walking into the room.

You looked up and Bruce spun around in his chair to face him. "Sure" Bruce said.

"Of course" You said happily.

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?"

"Um...." You thought for a few seconds. "Hell if I know"

He frowned "I thought you didn't know that one!"

You looked at him confused. "What?"

"I asked what you got if you crossed an elephant and a rhino and the answer is Elifiknow, it sounds like Hell if I know..."

"Ohhhh! Well Ha!" You said triumphantly.

Bruce smirked and you smiled "I have a joke too!" You said.

"Alright (Y/n) shoot" Bruce replied as Clint walked out of the room.

"Well two scientist were in a bar and one says I'll have some H2O. The other turns to him and says, It's after hours you don't need to use the technical terms still. Anyway I'll have some water as well. The other scientist walked away, furious that his assassination plan had failed."

Bruce laughed and you grinned.

"I don't get it" Steve said, walking into the room.

"H2O is the formula for water while H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide. It is deadly if swallowed."

"Oh" Steve said.

"I have a joke too" Bruce said, adjusting his glasses.

You tilted your head curiously.

"A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician go on a hunting trip. They spot a deer and the physician takes a shot. He misses five feet to the right. The therapist takes a shot next and misses five feet to the left. Then the scientist yells We got 'em!"

Steve stares at Bruce with a blank "I have no idea what you're talking about. In English please" look. You think about it for a few seconds before giggling and standing up.

"I get it!" You exclaimed.

"Oh yeah?" Bruce asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah!" You said happily. "Uh um! Uh! Well since the first guy missed to the right and the other to the left, it would make sense that the third guy would get it because it would average out or something?" You half asked.

"Yes" Bruce said, smiling.

"Yay!" You cried, dancing. "I GOT A SCIENCY THING!" You hugged Bruce then Steve, then proceeded to run around the Stark tower. "I GOT A SCIENCY JOKE! I AM A SCIENTIST!" You then ran into the lab and tried to mix chemicals. It blew up in your face and you coughed before getting up.

".............LOKI DID IT......LOKI MADE ME DO IT! WITH HIS MIND CONTROL!" You cried, running out of the room.

"I did what?!" Loki said looking up from his book.