All I want for Christmas (MaltzarXTony)

“Tony!” Pepper yelled angrily, unfortunately right in Maltzar’s ear.

“Jesus! Calm down!” Maltzar grumbled as he put some presents under the tree.

“What?!!” Tony screamed as he entered the room, his arms full of Iron man pieces.

“What is this?” She asked tapping her foot impatiently.

Tony stared at the object in question. “It’s a tree.” He said simply.

“It’s a damn palm tree! I told you to get a Christmas tree! Not a palm tree! Where did you even get this? The front lawn?! The roots are still attached and theres dirt everywhere!”

“You asked for a tree I got a tree! I would’ve spent more time looking if somebody” He paused and looked at Maltzar. “Hadn’t painted my suits red and green!”

“Sorry couldn’t resist. Christmas spirit and what not.” Maltzar grinned.

“And besides! You’re my assistant! You should be doing what I say!”

“Tony it’s Christmas eve! You honestly expect me to go out in the snow, cut down a tree in the middle of the woods and drag it back here because you decided to fucking procrastinate?!” Pepper screamed.

“I agree with Tony. You are his assistant. If you wanted a tree so bad you should have bought it yourself.”

“You always agree with him! It’s favoritism! And it’s not fair! What is he your boyfriend?!” Pepper then threw up her hands and stormed off. “I’m not getting the fucking tree!”

Tony shook his head and Maltzar stood up, confused.

“Probably that time of the damn month.” Tony mumbled. “Anyway let’s go get a tree Malzy.” He held out his wrists and the Iron man suit assembled on him. He frowned as he grabbed Maltzar around the waist.

“Get ready. It’s gonna get cold real soon.” He said. The ceiling above them opened.

Maltzar nodded and braced himself, gasping as Tony took off and he got hit with a blast of cold air. Tony laughed.

“Told you! Serves you right for painting my suits! Anyway what tree you reckon we get? Spruce, pine or fir?”

“Spruce. Rhymes with Bruce.”

Soon they had arrived at a large forest. Tony landed in a clearing and Maltzar broke away from him. Maltzar sighed as his thoughts suddenly went to Pepper’s earlier comment. He did like Tony. Alot. He knew Tony was bi-sexual at least as he had a short relationship with Steve. The only one who knew about Maltzars crush on Tony was JARVIS

“So which way?” Tony asked.

“Errrr north.” He said heading south.

Tony smirked. “That’s south Malzy. North is this way.”

Maltzar groaned and turned around. As he passed Tony the suit fell to pieces.

“Woah woah woah! JARVIS what’s happening?!” Tony screamed as he threw the helmet to the ground after prying it from his head. It began sparking and smoking.

“Sorry sir. I-I don’t. Error. Know what’s happ-error-ning.” Jarvis tried to explain. The suit then assembled and flew off, without the billionaire inside of it.

“Hey! JARVIS COME BACK HERE!” Tony bellowed as him and Maltzar began uselessly chasing after it.

Tony groaned and sat down. “Shit! Damn it JARVIS of all the fucking days. Perfectly up to date shouldn’t have malfunctioned. Perfectly fine before.”

“Well we might as well find a tree while we’re here.”

“True.” He said standing up. “Let’s find the biggest one then.” Tony grabbed his hand and headed north.

Maltzar nodded as they passed through the trees. When they stopped they were standing in front of one of the biggest trees either of the men had seen in their life.

“Found it.” Maltzar said.

“Yeah me too.” Tony replied. “Theres a problem though. I have nothing to cut it with.”

“What are we gonna do then? We can’t call anyone and it could be hours before JARVIS comes back. If he comes back.”

“We could listen to the radio.”

“We don’t have a radio.”

“I have a watch with a built in radio.”

“Does it have telephone service or something as well?”

“Nah I’ve been meaning to add that but never got around to it.”

Maltzar sat down and leaned against the tree. They might be there for a while.

~6 hours later~

“I’m hungry.” Maltzar whined clutching his stomach.

“Same here. Try listening to the music to get your mind off it.”

As he said this the radio had a burst of static and changed from ACDC to a Christmas station. Tony sighed as he tried to change it back but was having no luck.

“Sorry I got us into this mess. It’s one in the morning now. Christmas. Merry Christmas I guess.”

“Merry Christmas Tony.”

“What were you hoping to get?”

At this moment the song that was playing ended and another one came on.

“I don’t want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing I need. I don’t care about the presents. Underneath the christmas tree.” It sang.

Maltzar scoffed and decided he’d play along with this. It’s be an interesting way of telling Tony his feelings.

“I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know.” He joined in. “Make my wish come true. All I want for christmas is you.”

Tony raised an eyebrow and Maltzar laughed.

“Wow. Never doing that again. It was so lame! I’m not singing anymore. Point is I guess, I love you. Alot. Being in this universe, meeting you and the Avengers, I’ve grown to love you and I honestly don’t care if you don’t like me the same way. I just wanted to let you kn-”

He was cut off as Tony pressed his lips to his own. Maltzar grinned and quickly kissed him back. They pulled apart when they heard the noise of the Iron man suit descending from the trees.

“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN JARVIS?! SIX HOURS! SIX FUCKING HOURS! WE COULD HAVE STARVED OR GOTTEN HYPOTHERMIA OR WE COULD’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY A DAMN BEAR OR SOME SHIT!”

“Calm down sir. I only wanted to help.”

“YEAH CAUSE STRANDING US OUT HERE IS FUCKING HELPING!”

“I knew of Mister Thornrose’s liking for you and you yourself have told me you liked him but wasn’t sure how to tell him so I figured I’d leave until one of you told the other.”

“And you knew one of us would say something?” Maltzar asked.

“If neither of you had mentioned anything in the next 30 minutes I would have come to get the both of you. And I was hoping hacking into the radio and changing the station would help. Luckily I was right.”

“Since when did you become a human like matchmaker?” Maltzar asked.

“Well for once you did something right this time JARVIS” Tony muttered as the suit once more assembled around him.

“I do almost everything right sir. It’s you that makes the stupid decisions.”

“Pfft stupid decisions that saved the fucking world. Let’s go home. Come on Maltzar. I need fucking shawarma.” He grabbed Maltzar once more and took off.

Maltzar smiled to himself as he realized this would be the start of an awesome relationship.

~6 in the morning the next day~

“ANTHONY!” Pepper screeched.

Maltzar and Tony groaned as they lifted their heads off the billionaires pillows.

“We forgot the damn tree!” They said in unision.